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This page is just a compilation of a bunch of cool stuff that you may want to check out. Plus it has the added bonus of some chicks From the past and present randomly thrown in for your viewing pleasure (or displeasure if you aren't into chicks). Most of these items have clickable links if you want to check them out. some link to other pages on our site and some are external links. I will add new stuff periodically so keep checking back! All pics, etc are copyright thier prospective owners. If you see something you like please click on the link and check into it further or buy thier stuff!  Wonder Showzen  You have to check this show out. Disgusting , mean and dumb. Weird, nonsensical and social commentative (Is that a word?) It's also funny as hell! Remember Sesame Street and Electric Company? Remember Great space coaster and all those cheesy Nickelodeon shows for kids? Now imagine those shows on acid.  Kids on the street! Kids on the beat! Beat kids! Beat kids! Beat kids involves kids with microphones going into bussiness etc under the guise of being on a real kids show. Kids in trenchcoats interview innocent bystanders in various places (the race track, a zoo, a butcher shop, etc.), with questions that have obviously been fed to them by unseen prompters. "When the revolution comes, where will you hide?" and "Who did you exploit today?" Trevor asks various Wall Street executives. At the racetrack, he tells an old man he's going to do an impression of him: "Gamble, gamble, gamble, die."  Trevor rocks! Clarence is a puppet that goes around asking people in New York various things and usually ends up pissing them off. for example he asks people about freedom of speech and then interupts them every time they try to talk. Since they think it's for a kids show some people put up with alot before they get pissed off. Some people get pissed off really quick like the guy who ripped clarences eyes off or the guy who threatened to stab him.  Clarence and a "Friend" They also have some very funny sarcastic tributes to various races etc. In one segment they show stock footage of white people dancing partying etc with the background lyrics: White people, havin' fun Global domination over everyone White people, smile so bright Genocide for everyone who isn't white And then theres the tribute to slaves. little kids dance around and play air guitar to a cheesy rock song with they lyrics: Slaves built the pyramids. Slaves build the Parthenon. Slaves built America. This is your song. Thank you slaves!  If you dig absurdist comedy you have to go grab season one on DVD.  Ouch!!!!!!!!  Evil dead 2  A great horror comedy made by Sam Raimi, Bruce Campbell and a bunch of other cool people from Michigan.  "I'll swallow your soul!" I swear I've watched this movie at least 100 times... Evil Dead 1 is a little more of a serious horror movie and Army of darkness is more pg-13 funny. All 3 are good but Evil dead 2 is the perfect blend of horror/gore/comedy.... Salma Hayek- Bow down to her you lowly dog!   Bruce Lee  Movie badass and the father of mixed martial arts. Bruce Lee changed the world of martial arts first with his theories and then gained worldwide fame when he died before his big break (Enter the dragon). He became an instant movie legend with the premier of Enter the dragon but ultimately his greatest acheivment was in forcing the martial arts world to evolve. Sifu Lee was far ahead of his time in his martial arts theories and with the style he founded (Jeet Kune Do) he "mixed" different martial arts moves and philosophies together 20 some years before the trend would become popular with events like the UFC (Ultimate fighting championship), Pride fc and pancrase. Erica Campbell  Faith No More  One of the most under-rated bands of all time! Anytime I ask anyone thier opinion of FNM they always say the same damn thing: "Epic was cool!" Epic was a cool song and the album "The real thing" was a very good album but it wasn't the best they had to offer. The album "Angel dust" came out in 1992 to no particular fanfare. Without MTV to tell people the album was good they couldn't figure it out for themselves. People wanted another Epic and there wasn't an epic retread included on this album so the trendy sheep known as the public didn't buy it. What this album did include was some very well crafted tunes that were powerful in thier style, instrumentation, production and lyrical content. FNM had commercial sucess in europe during this time and released a video for thier b-side cover of lionel richies "Easy" which further alienated them from John Q American public. Thier follow up to Angel dust was "King For A Day, Fool For A Lifetime" which was another excellent album ignored in America but was successful virtually everywhere else in the world. Album of the Year (1997) was Faith no more's last effort and had some really good songs on it with commercial potential (Stripsearch in particular should have been a hit). After album of the year fizzled FNM finally called it quits and the music world became a little crappier for it. Check out Angel dust or King for a day for some really cool post Epic tunes. You'll be glad you did.... Here are some of my personal favs in case you want to download them from Kazaa or whatever: Midlife Crisis RV Smaller And Smaller Everything's Ruined A Small Victory Evidence The Gentle Art Of Making Enemies Caralho Voador Ugly In The Morning Take This Bottle The Last To Know Just A Man Stripsearch Last Cup Of Sorrow Naked In Front Of The Computer Shit , just go buy the damn cd's already!!! Jenny Mccarthy  Rockstar Games   Creators of Grand theft auto and The warriors game. These guys make games the politicians think will turn a sane kid into a Cop killing, student murdering, sexually deviant psycho. Personal note: I played the hell out of Donkey kong and Pacman and I never ate a ghost or threw a barrel at anyone. I played Mario and Mortal Kombat and I never jumped on anyones head or pulled thier spine out. I also watched 3 stooges and the looney toons and to this day I have never hit anyone with a hammer or dropped an anvil on anyones head. (there have been a few times when I would have liked to though!) The Warriors Speaking of the game here's the movie. A cheesy late 70's movie I didn't realize other people liked until I heard they were making a game out of it! This used to come on at like 3 in the morning on channel 50 back when they showed movies at night instead of infomercials. When this movie came out in theaters it was yanked because actual gang members were going to see the movie and fighting amongst themselves in the theaters!   Coop's devil girls      Werewolves are Badass! I'm not talking about the CGI crapfest ones like the werewolves in Underworld 1 or 2 and certainly not the greyhound looking so called werewolf in that harry potter flick. I'm talking about vicious, primal, tear your stomach open and rip your guts out werewolves in the old flicks. Vampires seem to get the lions share of movies so there are really only a handful of cool werewolf flicks. Here are a few I would recommend: An american werewolf in london- great fx, good story, super cool transformation scene(NO CGI) anti climactic ending however...  The howling- decent story, cool werewolf makeup and gore, Cheesy ending  Dog soldiers- Low budget. Decent story. Good fx , gore and great wolf suits!  Darkstalkers (comic, anime and video game)  Elvira- mistress of the dark  Giddyup a hmm bup a mow mow   The Crow (The comic- not the movie) The movie was good for what is was and brandon lee was a great crow but The entire last 40 minutes or so of the film never happened in the books. The screenwriters cheesed it up and added the whole "Crow gets his power from the bird" and the swordfighting on the roof crap. In the end of the book T-bird tries to escape by leaving Detroit and going to Flint. Eric runs him off the road then (Insinuatedly) tortures and kills him with a hammer.  Dita Von Teese- modern pin-up model, burlesque and fetish star  Jackie Chan's Drunken Master 2  The greatest martial arts movie of all time! Also known as "The legend of drunken master" for it's American edited DVD release. The cantonese version DVD (dist by thakral) has the original soundtrack which is much better and the american version has also been edited to be more politically correct. I have an old VHS Mandarin bootleg that had a great soundtrack and the subtitles were really good too but as far as I know it was never released on DVD.  Transformers   Bettie Page  Frank Zappa 12/21/40 - 12/4/93  Frank Zappa was not only a brilliant rock guitarist, but an orchestral composer, innovative filmmaker, music producer, businessperson, iconoclast, and perceptive political and social commentator. His oeuvre continually amazes: over 60 albums of music from rock to orchestral, in addition to innumerable films, concerts, and other accomplishments. Zappa is the first, and so far only, artist to be inducted into both the Jazz and Rock and Roll Halls of Fame and he is considered a "guitar virtuoso" by coleagues and fans around the world. His Music is weird, humorous,Quirky, offbeat, Rock infused with jazz with a ton of other styles thrown in for seasoning. His lyrics are usually Funny and almost always odd. This is a guy who was a musical genius who never wanted to conform to what the public wanted to hear. He made music the way he wanted it to sound and he wanted the public to come around to like his style as opposed to catering to them. When Tipper Gore (Al's wife) was trying to do her censorship/ labeling thing FZ stepped up immediately took his opinions to the senate commitee very intelligently pleading the case for rock n roll and Free speech. FZ was considering running for office and possibly the presidency when he was diagnosed with colon cancer. Start out with Apostrophe, Overnite sensation, Sheik yerbouti and Zoot allures. If you don't dig Zappa after that then you are too normal. Here are some FZ quotes: A mind is like a parachute. It doesnt work if it's not open. (on music influencing kids to do "bad things") There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another. I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird. Bad facts make bad law, and people who write bad laws are in my opinion more dangerous than songwriters who celebrate sexuality (Explaining why he felt Communism was doomed to fail) "People like to own things." Information doesn't kill you Tax the FUCK out of the churches! "Religion has mostly proven to be a real-estate scam." I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner? (in response to Tipper Gore's allegations that music incites people towards deviant behavior, or influences their behavior in general) Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom. Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe. There is no hell. There is only France. Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are? Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?" FZ: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?" Without deviation from the norm, 'progress' is not possible. It's better to have something to remember than nothing to regret... Get smart and I'll fuck you over -- sayeth The Lord The people of your century no longer require the service of composers. A composer is as useful to a person in a jogging suit as a dinsoaur turd in the middle of his runway. Most people wouldn't know good music if it came up and bit them in the ass. My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can Politics is the entertainment branch of industry. The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree? Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple, you're going to be as smart as God. We can't have that." Rock journalism is people who can't write, preparing stories based on interviews with people who can't talk, in order to amuse people who can't read. Vampirella .jpg) Tom Savini "The Godfather of Gore" Did fx for all kinds of cool movies through the years. Directed kick ass remake of the night of the living dead. Was "sex machine" in dusk til dawn. Tom Savini had a hand in some of my all time favorites and chances are you are an admirer of his too but you just don't know it yet! Check out his site for more info on what movies he has done. Savini rules! Click here for a list of the ton of movies he's done.  Avy Scott   Rick Baker Kick ass special fx guy extraordanaire! You name it. He can do it. nearly every time you see a high quality monkey/gorilla suit in a movie it was his work. Did fx on too many movies to mention here. Check out this link for a listing of his movies..  Painting copyright Mark Raats  Heather Thomas - a hot 80's chick best know for her role in the tv show "the fall guy"   John Carpenter- OK, This guy made The Thing, Halloween, Escape from new york, They Live and Christine. Need I say more?      Taija Rae- OLDSKOOL!! another 80's chick!  Magic the gathering -a game for nerds  Another magic site with a complete card database can be found here Mary From suicide girls. Too hot for words....  GWAR- Just another band that plays classical music.  Suitable for all ages. But seriously one of the funniest things I ever witnessed was at an X-cops (alter egos of GWAR) show at Harpos in Detroit. My Brotha Joe and myself were among the few GWAR fans in attendance that knew X-cops and GWAR were one and the same. The majority of the crowd was oblivious and they sat there waiting for what they seemed to think was going to be just another metal cover band. These chicks with the 2 foot tall hair and slinky club dresses were seated at tables all around the front of the stage. They sat at tiny cocktail tables on tall stools looking down thier noses at the group of 10 or 15 of us that gathered in front of the stage. Our little group stood and cheered while the rest of the crowd stayed seated as X-cops (again GWAR in disguise) took the stage. After the first song the comments from the Uber conceited metal club chicks started and one girl in a tight orange dress was particularly obnoxious. About the third or fourth tune was a song called "cavity search". The Band had a big huge guy in a fat suit come on stage and the threw him down and proceeded to do a mock "cavity search" on him. GWAR started pulling huge clumps of fake poo from his butt and flinging them into the audience! One of the first targets was the witchy girl in the orange dress who was sitting at her table complaining to her friend when the huge chunk of faux dookie splattered the entire left side of her face nearly knocking her from her stool! She stood up and with cigarette still in hand did a little shuffle type dance like a little kid throwing a tantrum. It was almost like she was trying to do a tapdance with her 6 inch stilleto heels. Her lower lip was stuck out and quivering and and I swear I thought she was going to start bawling. She stomped off with her dress covered, her precious hair ruined and her drink chunky with GWAR doo. I almost fell over I was laughing so hard! GWAR kept throwing the poo for the entire song and we watched all the snotty club chicks get pelted all around us. The song ended and we all started laughing again because once the music stopped we could hear all the whining from all the tables around us. The 15 of us GWAR fans stood directly in front of the stage completely crap free and laughing our asses off at the poo covered snobby bitches! It was the first concert I ever left with my head hurting from laughing so hard... GWAR is a band that wants to offend people. If you're in on the joke it's funny as hell to watch the shock and anger from the people who don't get it. Kinda like a group of Andy Kaufmans with extreme gore and loud music over it. Kinda.... How can you not like a girl in uniform?  Cheap Trick  OK, I know "The flame" sucks (their only hit that they didnt write) and the only hit they have had in years is the theme for "That 70's show" but listen to thier self titled first album to get a feel for why these guys are so badass. It's basically cool rock music with singing so pretty it distracts you from the actual content of the wicked lyrics that talk about Suicide, Man-whoring, A schoolyard stalker, Serial killing etc. I would love to Re-mix a few of thier tunes with heavier distortion. Another highly under-rated band...  Penn and teller   Funny comedians and gifted magicians who like to dazzle you with some magic tricks and then destroy the illusion by showing exactly how it's done! These guys have received death threats from fellow magicians for explaining tricks to the public! They call themselves “a couple of eccentric guys who have learned how to do a few cool things.” Since first teaming up in 1975, when they combined Teller’s silent, occasionally creepy, magic with Penn’s clown college education and juggling expertise, the two have created an entertainment success story that went from the streets to small clubs to national theater tours, and now to a current, multi-year engagement at the Rio All-Suite Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas. Their latest project, “Penn & Teller: Bullshit!" is a new series for the Showtime network. The controversial show tackles the frauds and fakes behind such controversial topics as: talking to the dead, alien abductions, The Bible, recycling, PETA, environmentalists, feng shui etc. Basically the same as thier magic show. They show you an illusion someone is putting on and then they tell you how it's "Bullshit!" Pick up season 1 and 2 on DVD!! The Picts Random info gathered from the net about the ancient people known as the picts (or painted people) they were the original inhabitants of what is now Scotland. They fought against the britons, gauls, vikings, and scots for over 300 years before finally being assimilated into the Scottish clans via marriage etc. click here if you are a smart nerd and want a history lesson. If not check out the pics of daisy fuentes below, I don't care..... Daisy Fuentes  Mulletheads click here  video game blog                                            
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